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-I’m on a seafood diet—I see food and I eat it
-I signed up for a meditation class to find peace, but the traffic to get there stressed me out
-I finally found a job that pays me to do nothing—too bad it’s called ‘retirement
-I’m so grateful for those motivational quotes on social media—they really inspire me to scroll instead of act
-I enjoy how my friends always ask for advice—only to do the exact opposite of what I suggest
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