Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You’re Wearing?
I’m just a boy, standing 6 feet away from a girl. Asking you to maybe move back another foot. Thanks.
Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.
Cough here often?
You can’t spell virus without U and I
I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”
If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.